Chad Johnson

Well well. Look what this douchebag did. He changed his name back to Johnson. Maybe it's because he fucking sucks. Signing Chad last season was such a horrible decision. The whole season, he barely did anything worth talking about. Cutting Ochocinco was one of the best decisions New England has made.

But now that he was signed by the Miami Dolphins, he's predicting a "bounce-back" season. He claims his personality was "controlled" while he was at New England. For good reason i might add. He is well-known for his big ass mouth that he's good at running. He was overconfident and extremely cocky.

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WEEKS LATER

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Look who has landed back in the unemployment line! Mr. Johnson and his Johnson. The same day that he was released from jail for domestic battery, the Dolphins decided to release him from the team and who could blame them?! He claims that she headbutted him. Yeah, okay.

But anyways...

Even if he was still signed with the Patriots at the time of this arrest, he would still be unemployed. It isn't the Patriot way, nor is it any "way" because domestic violence just isn't the answer. It's kind of interesting actually. Terrell T.O Owens and Randy Moss are both signed to NFL teams, while Chad and Plaxico Burress are still on the unemployed list. It's so close to the official start of the '12 season that I really do not see Chad being picked up anytime soon. With all of the legal mess he's probably going to have to go through, I don't think any team would want to have to deal with that baggage.

It's a sign that your overconfident ass should just do everybody a favor and RETIRE!!