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Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Week 13 Match-Ups

Thursday, November 29

  • New Orleans Saints vs Atlanta Falcons

Sunday, December 2

  • Jacksonville Jaguars vs Buffalo Bills
  • Seattle Seahawks vs Chicago Bears
  • Indianapolis Colts vs Detroit Lions
  • Minnesota Vikings vs Green Bay Packers
  • Carolina Panthers vs Kansas City Chiefs
  • New England Patriots vs Miami Dolphins
  • Arizona Cardinals vs New York Jets
  • San Francisco 49ers vs St Louis Rams
  • Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs Denver Broncos
  • Pittsburgh Steelers vs Baltimore Ravens
  • Cleveland Browns vs Oakland Raiders
  • Cincinnati Bengals vs San Diego Chargers
  • Philadelphia Eagles vs Dallas Cowboys

Monday, December 3

  • New York Giants vs Washington Redskins

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Around the NFL: Week 12 Part One

The infamous die-hard New York Jets' fan, Fireman Ed, has apparently retired from being Fireman Ed. On Thanksgiving night, New England took on the Jets in New York. Fireman Ed cut out early and wasn't seen at all for the second half of the game. But who could blame him. At the half, the score was 35-3. The Jets didn't go down without a fight, although it was a pitiful fight. The final score was 49-19. He claims that he is still a Jets fan but decided to leave this past Thursday due to confrontations with other Jets' fans. He states that this proves how society is losing respect for each other. Ed states the stands are more divided mainly because of the quarterback issue. Apparently, he has been getting so much grief over wearing Sanchez's jersey. He states that he's constantly getting shit for it in the bathrooms, the stands, the parking lot, everywhere. Fireman Ed is trying to refrain from losing his temper and making a stupid mistake. So what exactly are you saying there, Fireman Ed? That you could go lose your temper and go berserk? He will continue to be a Jets fan and attending games...Smh.

In other news, Seattle Seahawks players are facing suspensions for the use of PEDs. (Performance Enhancing Drugs.) Big mouth Richard Sherman and Brandon Browner are the two accused of using. I find it funny. Sherman ran his cocksucker nonstop after defeating Brady and the Patriots early on in the season. Adderall seems to be what they were using. Both are appealing these potential suspensions. Seattle lost Sunday to the Miami Dolphins. They gave up seventeen points in the fourth quarter. The Seahawks are 6-5. Looks like you might as well just call it quits there douchebag. There's no way you fucks are making it to the playoffs. Hey Sherman, u mad bro? Belichick and Brady will send ya a postcard from the playoffs. Love that karma has bit you in the ass and in doing so, putting your team in her wrath as well. Fuck you.

Pittsburgh quarterback Ben Rapistberger is now a father to a baby boy. Rapistberger's wife gave birth to a 7-lb little man with the name Benjamin Todd. Poor little guy having Rapistberger as a father. Hoping he doesn't inherit his father's raping gene. We all can be thankful that he had a son instead of a little girl.

Rookie receiver T.Y Hilton ran a seventy-five yard punt return in the first quarter which gave the Indianapolis Colts their first touchdown of the game. Indianapolis played at home against Buffalo. I was rooting for the Bills because this game was a crucial win for them. Hilton also had an 8 yard touchdown in the third quarter.

Week 12 Scores

SCORES

  • Houston 34, Detroit 31
  • Washington 38, Dallas 31
  • New England 49, New York Jets 19
  • Minnesota 10, Chicago 28
  • Oakland 10, Cincinnati 34
  • Pittsburgh 14, Cleveland 20
  • Buffalo 13, Indianapolis 20
  • Tennessee 19, Jacksonville 24
  • Denver 17, Kansas City 9
  • Seattle 21, Miami 24
  • Atlanta 24, Tampa Bay 23
  • Baltimore 16, San Diego 13
  • St Louis 31, Arizona 17
  • San Francisco 31, New Orleans 21
*Green Bay are currently playing the New York Giants at Met Life Stadium. Giants are up 17-7.*

**Carolina Panthers take on Philadelphia Eagles on Monday Night Football.**


Friday, November 23, 2012

ThanksWINNING

Thanksgiving 2012 has come and gone and now we're all dealing with the turkey hangover. Unfortunately for the Lions, the Cowboys and the Jets, their hangover is a little more depressing.

The Thanksgiving football games started with the Houston Texans making a little trip to Detroit to take on Matthew Stafford and the Lions. Lions had the lead for most of the game until the Texans made a comeback, tying the game in the fourth quarter. The Texans managed to to score a field goal with only 2:21 left in overtime. The biggest headline coming from this Thanksgiving game was the thrown challenge flag Lions' coach Jim Schwartz threw when Justin Forsett landed the Texans a touchdown. Forsett scored the touchdown on an 81-yard run. By Schwartz throwing the challenge flag, reviewing the play was not possible. Schwartz was called for unsportsmanlike conduct. The touchdown run should not have counted as the replays show that Forsett was down near midfield. During overtime, Lions' kicker had a chance to wrap the game up with a win, however his 47-yard field goal attempt was no good. Texans can now add another win to the record.

Game number two showcased rookie quarterback Robert Griffin III and his Washington Redskins and Homo Romo and the Dallas Cowboys. No surprise here but RG3 led his team to a win. Ironically, this game featured Indians and cowboys. I find it a little humorous because this matchup team just reminds me of the game we all used to play as kids "cowboys and indians." LOL. The Cowboys didn't go down without a fight. This was the first game that Tony Romo lost out of six starts on this holiday. Romo had a career high throwing for 441 yards. RG3 became the first Washington quarterback to throw for four touchdown passes in consecutive games. I don't care much about the rookie quarterbacks other than Griffin. Not only does he have a great throwing arm, but the man can run the ball when he has to. He is the only rookie quarterback that has managed to play consistently in my opinion anyways. Cowboys owner, Jerry Jones, isn't sure that his team can manage to get a record of 8-8. He's just now realizing this? With Homo Romo at the wheel this bus just ain't going anywhere anytime soon. The final score was 38-31.

On to the only game that mattered Thanksgiving: New England vs the Jets.

I think finally the Jets can stop thinking that they can defeat the Patriots. Even though the Jets have not won the AFC East under the coaching of fat man himself, Rex Ryan still managed to run his mouth.  After the beatdown they were handed has to be a huge wake up call for New York. Patriots embarrassed the Jets with a final score of 49-19. Ryan calls this rivalry matchup a "nightmare of a game." The loss should not have come as a surprise to the team. The Jets simply have no talent. The first quarter ended with no score on the board for either team. Second quarter was simply unbelievable. Within fifty-two seconds, New England had 21 points added to the scoreboard. Jets' quarterback, Dirty Sanchez fumbled the ball after running into the big ass of Brandon Moore. Sanchez claims that he was thinking of a different play in his head when he fumbled. Um, really? I think its just because he sucks. By halftime, the score was 35-3. Brady threw only twenty-eight passes and ended up with 323 yards with three touchdowns. Many are speculating that obnoxious Rex could potentially end up being out of a job by the start of the next football season. That's a hell of a good idea. You cannot keep backing a quarterback who seems to get worse every week. Denying Tim Tebow the chance to make a difference for this team is a little ridiculous. The Jets won't be making playoffs this year, so what else do they have to lose by giving him a chance? Apparently, Tebow has been dealing with some broken ribs. Many are questioning why Rex even kept him as active on the roster having known about the injury. They claim that Tebow was cleared to play if need be. He didn't even see the inside of a helmet last night.  Why the Jets keep hanging on to Tebow, I don't even know. His teammates call him "terrible" anonymously. He never gets a chance to prove himself. He's just publicity for the team. I will never understand why Toe Sucker keeps backing Dirty Sanchez and keeping him as the starting quarterback. Sanchez, you're done. Rex, you're done coaching. Fireman Ed isn't even interested in you guys anymore. How sad. Your widely known biggest fan was nowhere to be seen during the second half of the game. The man has even removed his twitter page. Throw in the towel already. Geez louise.  I'm interested to see how everything plays out in New York...

New England are starting to show that they are Super Bowl contenders yet again. Great news to the Pats Nation!!!! Even without Gronkowski the Patriots still came out ahead. It sucked we lost Edelman in the second half but he's got ten days to get better before New England faces rookie Ryan Tannehill and the Dolphins. Bill Belichick now has 200 wins. The Patriots are now 8-3.

These Thanksgiving games were worth the almost 12 hours of sitting in front of the television.

Hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving!



Thursday, November 22, 2012

I'm Thankful

I am thankful for:

  • the NFL
  • the Commissioner Roger Goodell although he makes some decisions i'm not too supportive of.
  • Robert Kraft and his New England Patriots. Every single one of these players are phenomenal. 
  • Rob Gronkowski's sexy ass. Mmm mmm mmm! There is something so sexy about that man. The fact that he plays football for New England and that he's a badass definitely works in his favor.
  • the real referees being back. I think all would agree that the replacement refs sucked major ass those first couple of weeks.
  • the huge win New England had over the Colts this past week. It shut down the talk of Luck being better than Brady. Give it time bitches. We'll see how well he does with the next couple of years. When he deserves that recognition, i'll give it to him. Until then, shut the fuck up. There's no comparison right now between the two, as Brady has years on Luck and 3 super bowl rings.
  • that the Patriots were one of the teams to play in the Super Bowl when it was downtown Indy this past season. Even though we lost it was still an amazing experience. 
  • Bill Belichick's mastermind self. The man is amazing! 
  • Rex Ryan and his New York Jets. Without them, I don't know who would be the laughingstocks of the National Football League. With Ryan's proclamation every year that the Jets are making it to the playoffs and to the Super Bowl are jokes within themselves. Why obnoxious fat ass Rex still has a job is beyond me. I don't understand that at all.
  • Brett Favre actually staying retired.
  • being able to actually watch a football game and no exactly what's going on even if i'm not a fan of the teams that are playing.
  • being so passionate about football and New England.
  • Bleacher Report.
  • all of my NFL apps on my phone. It makes everything so much easier to stay on top of.

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Week 12 Match-ups

Thursday, November 22 (12:30)

  • Houston Texans vs Detroit Lions

Thursday, November 22 (4:25)

  • Washington Redskins vs Dallas Cowboys

Thursday, November 22 (8:20)

  • New England Patriots vs New York Jets

Sunday, November 25 (1:00)

  • Minnesota Vikings vs Chicago Bears
  • Oakland Raiders vs Cincinnati Bengals
  • Pittsburgh Steelers vs Cleveland Browns
  • Buffalo Bills vs Indianapolis Colts
  • Tennessee Titans vs Jacksonville Jaguars
  • Denver Broncos vs Kansas City Chiefs
  • Seattle Seahawks vs Miami Dolphins
  • Atlanta Falcons vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Sunday, November 25 (4:05)

  • Baltimore Ravens vs San Diego Chargers

Sunday, November 25 (4:25)

  • St Louis Rams vs Arizona Cardinals
  • San Francisco 49ers vs New Orleans Saints

Sunday, November 25 (8:20)

  • Green Bay Packers vs New York Giants

Monday, November 26 (8:30)

  • Carolina Panthers vs Philadelphia Eagles

Thanksgiving Night Is PATRIOTS night




Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Brian Hoyer New Home

Pittsburgh Steelers have signed a one year contract with former Patriots quarterback, Brian Hoyer. Good luck!!

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Indianapolis Colts vs New England

Brady and Luck shaking hands after the Patriots destroyed the  rookie and his Colts' 59-24. 


For the 76th time, New England and the Indianapolis Colts met again. One of the biggest rivalries in my opinion definitely made for one hell of an interesting game. New England's defense looked absolutely horrible at the beginning. I can honestly say that i was definitely a little worried there because of that fact.

People claimed that rookie quarterback Andrew Luck had nothing on Brady and that the Colts were going to end up beating New England. In your dreams. While Brady threw for three touchdowns, Luck threw three interceptions. Brady completed 24 out of 35 passes for 331 yards. He, of course, had no interceptions tonight. Luck completed 27 for 50 with two touchdowns and 334 yards. Andrew Luck is the first rookie to have five 300-yard games. That is impressive i have to say.

Alfonzo Dennard made a fantastic play by running with an interception for a touchdown. Patriots even made a touchdown on a punt return. Julian Edelman scored a touchdown on a sixty-eight yard punt return. In the first quarter, Gostkowski missed a 36 yard field goal attempt which was so disappointing, however this missed field goal attempt didn't even matter. Sexy tight end Gronkowski caught two touchdown passes. By the end of the game, he had seven catches for 137 yards. Unfortunately, the Incredible Gronk left the game in the fourth quarter with only four minutes to go to an injury to his forearm. It's not clear which arm is injured exactly. This injury puts Gronkowski out for at least 4-6 weeks. Before people start to worry keep in mind that New England has a shit ton of weapons that they could use. This is just a minor setback. We'll still win games. No worries!

Just this week, Patriots cut Deion Branch for the second time this season. His release was mainly due to making room for Aqib Talib. Talib actually ended up proving himself by running an interception for a touchdown. Defensive player Rob Ninkovich managed to knock the ball out of Luck's hand at one point of the game.

The Colts loss ended their four game winning streak. Being beat 59 to 24 has to be a little bit of an embarrassment. New England's defense is probably one of the worst defenses in the league, while our offense is one of the NFL's best.  Sorry about ya! Adam Vinatieri, who is a former New England Patriot was booed . Totally understandable....traitor! Ha! Vinatieri actually ended up missing a fifty-eight yard field goal attempt...Could that have been on purpose??

I must say i thought it was pretty interesting how during the fourth quarter while walking onto the sidelines, Andrew Luck received a nice little hug from the interim coach. Can't take getting your asses beat by one of the top teams in the NFL? Poor poor baby! So sad!...

Having watched this game at Buffalo Wild Wings in a crowd full of Indianapolis Colts' fans was simply amazing. My friend Nick and I were the only New England fans in the entire restaurant. With New England playing so damn good was icing on the cake!! I absolutely loved every second of it. By the end of the game, the amount of Colts' fans still left watching the game slowly dwindled down to a select few. Well, of course! The Colts played one hell of a game I must say but they were no match for Brady and his bunch.

Thanksgiving New England goes on to play the New York Jets at the MetLife Stadium. Must suck having a game on Thanksgiving for Rex Ryan since he's going to have to miss eating all of that food and feet! haha.


Around the NFL: Week 11 Scores

SCORES

  • Miami 14, Buffalo 19
  • Arizona 19, Atlanta 23
  • Tampa Bay 27, Carolina 21
  • Cleveland 20, Dallas 23
  • Green Bay 24, Detroit 20
  • Jacksonville 37, Houston 43
  • Cincinnati 28, Kansas City 6
  • New York Jets 27, St Louis 13
  • Philadelphia 6, Washington 31
  • New Orleans 38, Oakland 17
  • San Diego 23, Denver 30
  • Indianapolis 24, New England 59
  • Baltimore 13, Pittsburgh 10

Blah Blah Blah!

Well the Patriots have once again cut Deion Branch. This is the second time New England has released Branch this season. He was released to make room on the 53 man roster for recently signed Talib. Hope he's worth it! Thank you Deion Branch for all your hardwork with New England. Hate to see you go! Best wishes my friend!!

Green Bay Packer Cedric Benson is only a couple weeks away from returning. Must say that my fantasy team has definitely missed him, although the season's almost over so don't think it really matters all that much now.

Clay Matthews has a new fan...Me! He's sexy as hell. How could i not like that man. Mmm-mmm! Delish!

Wes Welker is expected to play today against the Colts! Thank god!

Rapistberger is expected to miss 3 games. So ladies, when he comes to town i think you're actually safe this time around!!! haha

Michael Lombardi thinks that the main issue that the New York Jets have is lack of talent. Which I would agree with. Mark Sanchez is horrible. Tim Tebow doesn't even get a chance. Cromartie can't stop reproducing kids Rex Ryan doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut and coach a winning team. They have no chance.

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Just a semi-friendly FYI

I'm gonna go ahead and get this out before the all of the shit talking starts tomorrow for the game. If the Colts happen to win, that's a big IF btw, it's not because Luck is better than Brady. Luck has nothing on Brady. He's still a fucking rookie and I admit he's putting up the numbers and he's really starting to shine. Give it a few years and yes he just might be better than Brady. Let's face i
t, New England has a lot of shit to fix if they stand any chance of being the badasses that they are known to be. But seriously, New England has hardly any decent player 100% healthy heading into the game tomorrow and our defense is seriously looking horrible. I don't know what the hell they're doing out there. Not impressed at all. But I still think the Patriots have a great chance of winning tomorrow but if the Colts happen to pull out another win for Chuck, I'll be disappointed but i'll also be okay with that. Just don't start running your fucking mouth about how much better Luck is than Brady. Start talking shit when Luck has the experience as Brady, Rodgers, Brees and Manning(s). It's not just the quarterbacks playing this game. There's a lot of factors that are going to affect the outcome of this game...Don't talk shit especially if you know nothing about football in the first place. I may be a girl but i know my shit. You, sir, are a bandwagoner. Stick to chasing fatties. :) HA!

NE Injuries

DOUBTFUL

  • Logan Mankins (ankle and calf)
QUESTIONABLE

  • Ron Brace (elbow)
  • Deion Branch (hamstring) CUT
  • Patrick Chung (shoulder, hamstring)
  • Dan Connolly (back)
  • Steve Gregory (hip)
  • Rob Gronkowski (hip)
  • Aaron Hernandez (ankle)
  • Dont''a Hightower (hamstring)
  • Brandon Lloyd (knee)
  • Nick McDonald (shoulder)
  • Trevor Scott (hamstring)
  • Brandon Spikes (knee)
  • Sebastian Vollmer (back, knee)
  • Wes Welker (ankle)
  • Tracy White (foot)
  • Malcolm Williams (thigh)
PROBABLE
  • Julian Edelman (hand)
  • Kyle Love (knee) 
  • Jerod Mayo (elbow)

Friday, November 16, 2012

NFL Fines

Players, refs and coaches are being fined left and right this football season. It's starting to get a little ridiculous if you ask me. Here's a list of some fines


  • Houston Texans' Tim Dobbins was fined $30,000 for his hit on Jay Cutler. Granted Cutler ended up being a little concussed, $30k for that is a little much. But Bears' quarterback will not be playing in Monday night's game against the 49ers.
  • Denver Broncos' Von Miller was fined $21,000 for a hit on Cam Newton and Kevin Vickerson was also fined $15,000 for a horse-collar tackle as well.
  • Jaguars' Terrance Knighton and Dawan Landry were fined $21,000 and $10,000. Colts' Jerry Hughes was also fined with a $21,000 fine. All were fined for late hits.
  • My boys Alfonzo Dennard, Brandon Spikes and Jerod Mayo were fined for late hits as well. Spikes was given a $25,000 fine, Mayo $10,000 and Dennard $7,875. The hits were against the Buffalo Bills. Spikes' fine was largely because of the hit on Bills' quarterback Fitzpatrick, which knocked the quarterback's helmet off. They're defensive players....they have to make hits to the opposing teams offense. It's retarded to fine them b/c of that. But whatever.
  • Aaron Curry was fined for two offenses that ended up totalling $23,625.
  • The tie game ended up resulting in 49ers Ray McDonald being fined $21,000 for a hit against the Rams.
  • With a fine coming from unnecessary roughness, Bengals' player Rey Maualuga was slapped with a whopping $15,750 fine.
  • Bill Belichick was fined $50,000 for grabbing a replacement referee during the bad officiating of the Ravens and Patriots game back in September. So stupid. That game was given to the Ravens. That ending field goal was not fucking good at all and it still pisses me off when i think about it. Patriots had that game the ENTIRE game. The replacement refs fucked it all up. Fuckers.

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Ramblings

Rookie quarterback Andrew Luck leads the Indianapolis Colts against bad ass Tom Brady, Mastermind Belichick and the Almighty Patriots this Sunday. As much as a die-hard Pats fan that i am, I have to say that this is going to be a really close game. If New England's defense plays anything like they did this past Sunday against Buffalo then our offense is going to have to spectacular in order to win. Our defense absolutely sucked Sunday. I don't know what the hell was going on there but it definitely was a disappointment. But at least we won though...And Luck is good, he truly is. If we happen to lose, at least the Colts have another win for Coach Chuck. But damn, that would fucking suck. I'd never hear the end of it.

Pittsburgh Rapistberger is out this Sunday against Baltimore. He suffered a shoulder injury this past Sunday. Sucks to be him. But that's a good thing for the women in the Pittsburgh area along with the surrounding areas. I have no sympathy for this fucker. He seriously is always injuring himself. Karma. Baltimore obviously has this one.

Some people are saying that Tim Tebow is the problem in New York. Question?! In order to be a problem for the team, wouldn't one think that the blame of the sucking belong to the starting quarterback and not the guy sitting on the bench as backup? Tebow doesn't even get the time of day that he deserves so why is he to blame? Mark Sanchez is a horrible, horrible quarterback. Dirty Sanchez is a joke to NFL. I seriously don't fucking understand why fat boy keeps backing this douchebag. He is probably one of the WORST quarterbacks in the league right now. Why blame Tebow? Start the guy and i bet the Jets will win a game That's what i don't understand.

Week 11 Match-ups

--Teams in bold are the teams I predict to win this week.--

Thursday, November 15 (8:20)

  • Miami vs Buffalo


Sunday, November 18 (1:00)
  • Arizona vs Atlanta
  • Tampa Bay vs Carolina
  • Cleveland vs Dallas
  • Green Bay vs Detroit
  • Jacksonville vs Houston
  • Cincinnati vs Kansas City
  • New York Jets vs St Louis
  • Philadelphia vs Washington
Sunday, November 18 (4:05)
  • New Orleans vs Oakland
Sunday, November 18 (4:25)
  • San Diego vs Denver
  • Indianapolis vs New England
Sunday, November 18 (8:20)
  • Baltimore vs Pittsburgh
Monday, November 19 (8:30)
  • Chicago vs San Francisco

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Around the NFL Week 10-Scores

Not gonna lie. I have been sick for almost a week now and I apologize if this entry is awfully short. I have no desire to do anything but sleep. I'm on my deathbed, i'm sure of it. lol

Scores

  • Indianapolis 27, Jacksonville 10
  • Oakland 20, Baltimore 55
  • Denver 36, Carolina 14
  • New York Giants 13, Cincinnati 31
  • Tennessee 37, Miami 3
  • Detroit 24, Minnesota 34
  • Buffalo 31, New England 37
  • Atlanta 27, New Orleans 31
  • San Diego 24, Tampa Bay 34
  • NYJ 7, Seattle 28
  • Dallas 38, Philadelphia 23
  • St Louis 24, San Fran 24 --TIE--
  • Houston 13, Chicago 6
  • Kansas City 13, Pittsburgh 26

Friday, November 9, 2012

NFL Standings Heading into Week 10

NFC West

  • San Francisco 6-2
  • Seattle 5-4
  • Arizona 4-5
  • St. Louis 3-5

NFC East

  • New York Giants 6-3
  • Philadelphia 3-5
  • Dallas 3-5
  • Washington 3-6

NFC North

  • Chicago 7-1
  • Green Bay 6-3
  • Minnesota 5-4
  • Detroit 4-4

AFC East

  • New England 5-3
  • Miami 4-4
  • New York Jets 3-5
  • Buffalo 3-5

AFC North

  • Baltimore 6-2
  • Pittsburgh 5-3
  • Cincinnati 3-5
  • Cleveland 2-7

AFC West

  • Denver 5-3
  • San Diego 4-4
  • Oakland 3-5
  • Kansas City 1-7

AFC South

  • Houston 7-1
  • Indianapolis 6-3
  • Tennessee 3-6
  • Jacksonville 1-8
NFC South
  • Atlanta 8-0
  • Tampa Bay 4-4
  • New Orleans 3-5
  • Carolina 2-6

My Picks Week 10: Part Three


  • St. Louis vs San Francisco...-My pick for this game is the.....49ers. Haha I was going to jokingly put the Rams but they didn't even show up week 8 against the Patriots so why would they stand a chance against the 49ers? That's because they suck. Randy Moss hasn't exactly been too beast this season so we'll see if he'll do anything great for San Fran this week. I'm voting he doesn't. 49ers are leading the NFC West with 6-2 while the Rams are dead last at 3-5. 
  • Houston vs Chicago...-Sorry Bears fans, i've got the Texans with the win. The Texans are playing pretty damn good this season. And I can't lie. I'm not a big fan of Bears' quarterback, Cutler. He's a bit of a whiny little bitch. I don't know who the bigger bitch is in his relationship, him or Kristin Cavallari from "The Hills" and "Laguna Beach."  Both teams are 7-1 right now so it could really be either team. One of these teams will be in the Super Bowl. Guarantee that....with the Patriots.
  • Kansas City vs Pittsburgh...-As much as i fucking hate Ben Rapistberger, I've got the Steelers winning this one. I don't know what the hell happened to Matt Cassel but he played pretty well for New England when Brady was out due to a knee injury. He ended  up leading the Patriots 13-3 that year. Since then, he's been with the Chiefs and has completely sucked. Maybe its partly the coach too. Belichick's a badass so that could be a reason....

Thursday, November 8, 2012

My Picks Week 10-Part Two


  • Detroit vs Minnesota...-Ive never been a fan of Minnesota especially after they had Brett Favre. In my eyes, maybe not as bad as the Lions but they suck. I have Detroit winning this game. I don't know what happened to Matt Stafford but I thought once he was drafted, he was going to end up being a great quarterback. Guess not. He's horrible but they'll win.
  • Buffalo vs New England...-Well we obviously all know who my pick is with this game. NEW ENGLAND! I've been let down this season with how the Pats were playing. I mean, they lost those three games by 4 points. What the hell?! Coming off a bye week, they've got this. Gronkowski is finally taking his beast form from last year. Brady is starting to improve and Welker is doing pretty damn good at catching passes. If only he could have caught that game winning pass during the Super Bowl this past February...The Patriots looked like their old selves out there against the Rams. Hopefully they can play just as well this Sunday.
  • Atlanta vs New Orleans...-I absolutely cannot fucking stand Drew Brees, the Saints or their fucking "WHO DAT nation". The Falcons are still undefeated. Saints aren't going to change that Sunday. Fuck the Saints.
  • San Diego vs Tampa Bay...-The Buccaneers are playing pretty decent this year but so are the Chargers. I have a feeling this will either be a really close game or its going to be a complete blowout. Rivers and his followers will come out on top. I really tried to like this team last year but they were absolutely horrible last year...That's why the url for this blog is PatrioticCHARGERS. Just saying.
  • New Yoek Jets vs Seattle...-Seahawks! How obvious with this matchup. There is no way the Jets are going to beat Seattle. With Mark Sanchez staying the quarterback in New York, this team can kiss any chance of making playoffs goodbye. Tim Tebow deseerves a chance to start. I'm sure he would do a hell of a lot better than Dirty Sanchez. Cromartie's dumbass believes that the Jets are going to make playoffs...What in the fuck is this guy smoking? What an idiot!!! Shaking my head at Rex Ryan's fat ass, Cromartie's dumb and worthless opinion, and the Dirty at the wheel. I would love a football shoved up Richard Sherman's ass or down his throat. Dumb fucker. Grrr.....
  • Dallas vs Philadelphia...-Sorry Jerry Jones but your team is not going to win this one. Homo Romo needs to take a seat on the bench. He's absolutely horrible. If you're not careful old man, you'll end up giving yourself a heart attack. Philadelphia is gonna win this.

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

My Picks for Week 10-Part One


  • Indianapolis vs Jacksonville...-I have the Colts winning this one. Luck has been doing a great job as a rookie. Looking at his stats so far this season, I think he'll actually end up being better the Peyton Manning in a few years. Plus his jersey number is 12 so one quarterback comes to mind with that same jersey number and he's a fucking badass beast!!! (cough, brady, cough)
  • Oakland vs Baltimore...-Sadly, I don't see Oakland pulling out a win this Sunday either. Gotta go with Baltimore. As much as i hate Joe Flacco and his unibrow, the Ravens are a pretty decent even without Ray Lewis, who btw is a douchebag.
  • Denver vs Carolina...-Panther Cam Newton just is not going to win this game against THE Peyton Manning. Manning is going to pull out another win for the Broncos. Peyton has been pretty damn impressive this season. It's kind of nice actually seeing him in a different environment. More respect for him this way, if that makes sense. 
  • New York vs Cincinnati...-As much as i absolutely hate to say this, the Giants will come out on top. It was hard for me to say that. LOL. I just can't see Cincinnati pulling out a win. I just don't. I sincerely hate and despise Eli Manning. My hatred for this cocksucker is so deep that honestly, if i was one who could spit, i would spit on his elite douchebag ass. I HATE him. Peyton will always be better than Eli. 
  • Tennessee vs Miami...Tannehill's gonna come out with a win against the Titans. When I think of Tennessee, i don't really think of a winning team. No offense to any Titans fans out there. Face it, your team's just not very good. In fantasy football, Tannehill is actually projected to have more points than Andrew Luck. We'll see.

Week 10 Match-ups!

Thursday, November 8 (8:20)

  • Indianapolis Colts vs. Jacksonville Jaguars
   Sunday, November 11 (1:00)

  • Oakland Raiders vs Baltimore Ravens
  • New York Giants vs Cincinnati Bengals
  • Denver Broncos vs Carolina Panthers
  • Tennessee Titans vs Miami Dolphins
  • Detroit Lions vs Minnesota Vikings
  • Buffalo Bills vs New England Patriots
  • Atlanta Falcons vs New Orleans Saints
  • San Diego Chargers vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers 

Sunday, November 11 (4:05)

  • New York Jets vs Seattle Seahawks

Sunday, November 11 (4:25)

  • Dallas Cowboys vs Philadelphia Eagles
  • St Louis Rams vs San Francisco 49ers

Sunday, November 11 (8:20)

  • Houstson Texans vs Chicago Bears

Monday, November 12 (8:30)

  • Kansas City Chiefs vs Pittsburgh Steelers

Monday, November 5, 2012

Who's the Better Rookie QB?

As much as i hate to say this, but I am starting to see the good in Indianapolis Colts' 1st round draft pick quarterback, Andrew Luck. After seeing results from the NFL Combine, I proclaimed that Robert Griffin III, Washington Redskins, was going to the better rookie quarterback this year. I still believe I'm right, but let's take a look at how both quarterbacks are doing thus far.

After being taken in the first round of the 2012 NFL Draft, Andrew Luck has been put up on a pedestal by all Indianapolis Colts fans...even the fans who were all over Peyton Manning over the years. Now they've jumped on Luck's jockstrap. But why?

So far this season, Luck has managed to throw for 2,404 yards, which just so happens to be the amount of yards that ex-Colts Manning has managed to throw this season as a Bronco. Luck has had ten touchdowns thus far into the season. He even managed to break the rookie record for yards passed. He beat Cam Newton's record set last season with 433 yards Sunday. Props.

Now let's look at RGIII. Griffin was drafted second in the first round by the Washington Redskins. Definitely not a team i'm a fan of. I just think its because they're the "Redskins" and indians scare me. But anyways! He has managed to throw only 1,993 yards so far with only 8 touchdowns.

Stat wise, Andrew Luck is the better quarterback. However, I feel that in a couple of years, RG will be on top. He started off this season like a freakin' beast only to slip a little. I believe that if RG had better receivers to throw to, he'd be doing just as bad ass as Luck. Robert Griffin plays for the Redskins. I don't remember them ever being a great team.

And if it wasn't for all the bandwagoners that this state has, I could potentially show an interest in the talent of Andrew Luck. Thanks to all the dumbass fans who like to exclaim how great the Colts are and how great Luck is, and how one who lives in Indiana MUST like the hometown team. Fuck you. You're the main reason I love to see the Colts and Luck suck. You're the reason I'll never root for the Colts or Luck. Say all you want to about the Patriots, because it just shows me that you're kind of classless and a horrible fan base. Suck it.

Sorry. Got a little agitated there towards the end of this.

Around the NFL: Week 9

Scores

  • Kansas City Chiefs 13, San Diego Chargers 31
  • Denver Broncos 31, Cincinnati Bengals 23
  • Baltimore Ravens 25, Cleveland Browns 15
  • Arizona Cardinals 17, Green Bay Packers 31
  • Buffalo Bills 9, Houston Texans 21
  • Miami Dolphins 20, Indianapolis Colts 23
  • Detroit Lions 31, Jacksonville Jaguars 14
  • Chicago Bears 51, Tennessee Titans 20
  • Tampa Bay Buccaneers 42, Oakland Raiders 32
  • Minnesota Vikings 20, Seattle Seahawks 30
  • Pittsburgh Steelers 24, New York Giants 20
  • Dallas Cowboys 13, Atlanta Falcons 19
  • Carolina Panthers 21, Washington Redskins 13
*Philadelphia Eagles and New Orleans Saints play tonight...Hopefully the Eagles win....I hate the Saints*

Pittsburgh player Ryan Clark made a hit on Giant's Victor Cruz.  If you ask me, it looked like a cheap, dirty hit. The ball had already been intercepted and blocked from Cruz catching it so there was no reason for Clark to make the hit. Ugh, i hate both of these teams.

According to the rule of predicting who wins the Presidential Election based on whether the Washington Redskins win or lose, looks like Mitt Romney is the winner. Redskins' lost at home yesterday against Cam Newton and the Panthers.

Rex Ryan admitted that his Jets do not belong in any conversation dealing with the playoffs. He also made it clear that he would not be changing quarterbacks any time soon. Jets were on bye this week. They are currently 3-5. After week 10, they'll be 3-6. Heard it here first!

Jerry Jones was disappointed in the loss Dallas faced against the still undefeated Atlanta Falcons. Apparently he was locked out of the locker room after the game. Spectators say that this was the angriest Cowboys' owner has been all year. He better calm it down. He''ll end up giving himself a heart attack...Old man is up there. No need for him croaking over a team loss. Your team sucks. Just admit it to yourself.

Indianapolis Colts' rookie quarterback, Andrew Luck, sets rookie passing record over the Miami Dolphins. Great job, Luck. I still don't give a rat's ass about you...

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Who's Really To Blame?

Let's say that your team has a losing record and cannot win any games, even if their lives depend on it. Who do you blame? The coaching staff? The quarterback? The talent of the opposing team? The referees? Maybe a little bit of all of those choices? Let's take a look at some the teams that are in the headlines lately that have not played up to par thus far in the 2012 season.

Buffalo Bills. This is a team that is not particularly a winning team. For years, Buffalo has usually managed to start over every three years or so. If this were true, coach Gailey should be a little worried. He told Buffalo News that he doesn't believe that he has to worry about his job because he feels that the general manager isn't ready to start over yet. The Bills' defense is ranked last in the NFL. And in the past fifteen years, this team has gone through five different coaches The Bills' general manager, Buddy Fix, thinks that out of the past five, Chan Gailey is the best. According to him, the defense is the problem.

New York Jets. This team is absolutely horrible and obnoxious. I think everyone would agree that head coach Rex Ryan, quarterback Mark Sanchez, and the rest of the entire team are to blame. First, you have Rex Ryan. The fatass coach with a big mouth. This man proclaims every year that his Jets are going to make a Super Bowl run, yet it never happens. Ryan is so full of complete shit. The New Jets are never going to make it to the Super Bowl. Mark Sanchez will definitely not be the quarterback who leads his team to the big game. The man sucks. I don't think he knows the difference between a pass and a wet fart. I think he's too busy chasing celebrities than he is studying the playbooks. He is in his 4th season with the National Football League. So far this year, he has managed to throw 8 interceptions and has only thrown for 1,736 yards. Then you have poor Tim Tebow who is practically more of a celebrity than he is a football player. Tebow was a decent quarterback for the Broncos last season. Having been playing pro for three years, he has thrown for 2,415 yards with 17 touchdowns. He could potentially be a little more skilled if Rex Ryan and New York would stop backing Dirty Sanchez and give Tebow a real shot.

New Orleans Saints. Now this is a team I'm not going to dwell on because I fucking hate this team with a passion and the "Who Dat" nation. First, you have quarterback Drew Brees. Everybody thinks that this guy is a fucking saint. He's not. He may be a good quarterback but clearly he's not all that great considering how he started this season. Then you have the expelled coach for the bounty program. Paying players extra money to take out key opponents to get ahead is worse than cheating. Yes its a rough sport but really? You have to make it even more life threatening just to get ahead? It's fucking ridiculous. Fuck this team and their "who dat" nation. Oh, and in this case, it's the whole goddamn team that sucks.

Dallas Cowboys. Tony Romo. There's your reason why they suck.

I'm sure there are other teams that I'm missing but talking about the Saints has irked me the wrong way and I am done with this topic for now.