Around the NFL: Week 12 Part One

The infamous die-hard New York Jets' fan, Fireman Ed, has apparently retired from being Fireman Ed. On Thanksgiving night, New England took on the Jets in New York. Fireman Ed cut out early and wasn't seen at all for the second half of the game. But who could blame him. At the half, the score was 35-3. The Jets didn't go down without a fight, although it was a pitiful fight. The final score was 49-19. He claims that he is still a Jets fan but decided to leave this past Thursday due to confrontations with other Jets' fans. He states that this proves how society is losing respect for each other. Ed states the stands are more divided mainly because of the quarterback issue. Apparently, he has been getting so much grief over wearing Sanchez's jersey. He states that he's constantly getting shit for it in the bathrooms, the stands, the parking lot, everywhere. Fireman Ed is trying to refrain from losing his temper and making a stupid mistake. So what exactly are you saying there, Fireman Ed? That you could go lose your temper and go berserk? He will continue to be a Jets fan and attending games...Smh.

In other news, Seattle Seahawks players are facing suspensions for the use of PEDs. (Performance Enhancing Drugs.) Big mouth Richard Sherman and Brandon Browner are the two accused of using. I find it funny. Sherman ran his cocksucker nonstop after defeating Brady and the Patriots early on in the season. Adderall seems to be what they were using. Both are appealing these potential suspensions. Seattle lost Sunday to the Miami Dolphins. They gave up seventeen points in the fourth quarter. The Seahawks are 6-5. Looks like you might as well just call it quits there douchebag. There's no way you fucks are making it to the playoffs. Hey Sherman, u mad bro? Belichick and Brady will send ya a postcard from the playoffs. Love that karma has bit you in the ass and in doing so, putting your team in her wrath as well. Fuck you.

Pittsburgh quarterback Ben Rapistberger is now a father to a baby boy. Rapistberger's wife gave birth to a 7-lb little man with the name Benjamin Todd. Poor little guy having Rapistberger as a father. Hoping he doesn't inherit his father's raping gene. We all can be thankful that he had a son instead of a little girl.

Rookie receiver T.Y Hilton ran a seventy-five yard punt return in the first quarter which gave the Indianapolis Colts their first touchdown of the game. Indianapolis played at home against Buffalo. I was rooting for the Bills because this game was a crucial win for them. Hilton also had an 8 yard touchdown in the third quarter.