The World of a New England Patriots' Fan: November 2015

Sunday, November 29, 2015

Week 12 Matchups

Thanksgiving Day Games

Philadelphia Eagles 14, Detroit Lions 45
Carolina Panthers 33, Dallas Cowboys 14
Chicago Bears 17, Green Bay Packers 13

Sunday

New York Giants vs Washington Redskins
Minnesota Vikings vs Atlanta Falcons
St Louis Rams vs Cincinnati Bengals
New Orleans Saints vs Houston Texans
Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs Indianapolis Colts
Miami Dolphins vs New York Jets
San Diego Chargers vs Jacksonville Jaguars
Oakland Raiders vs Tennessee Titans
Buffalo Bills vs Kansas City Chiefs
Arizona Cardinals vs San Francisco 49ers
Pittsburgh Steelers vs Seattle Seahawks
New England Patriots vs Denver Broncos

Monday

Baltimore Ravens vs Cleveland Browns

My Un-Important Thoughts on These Games

I'm not really going to say much about the Eagles and Lions game because the Eagles absolutely suck this and I'd bet money on the fact that Chip Kelly might not be with them this time next year. Huge Thanksgiving win for the Lions though.
"Super" Cam went on to lead his Panthers to 11-0 after another devastating loss for Dallas. Once again, Tony Romo was taken out of the game with an injury. The official diagnosis is that he has a hairline fracture in his left clavicle. He will not need surgery but he is out for the rest of the season. Matt Cassel will be the starter and Kellen Moore is expected to be added to the activated to the 53-man roster as Cassel's backup. So creepy old man Jones, you singing in the shower now? You delusional Cowboys fans still think that you're gonna make the playoffs this season? Try again next year.
Not sure if any of you watched the Bears and Packers game, but if you didn't know, Jay Cutler and the Bears walked away with the win. Cutler was 19 out of 31 attempts for 200 yards, including a touchdown. Rodgers was 22 out of 43 attempts for 202 yards with 1 touchdown and 1 interception. This Bears win knocked the Packers out of first place, bumping the Minnesota Vikings into first place. This also led to a guy on Twitter tweeting the following to Cutler's wife, Kristin Cavallari stating "Tell Jay Cutler HES THE GREATEST QB IN NFL HISTORY!!! they keep doubting him he keeps proving em wrong #beardown" What in the world is this guy on? The greatest quarterback in the NFL history? Um no. I can think of so many other quarterbacks that are proven to being so much better than Cutler. You have Brady, Manning, Bart Starr, Joe Namath, Troy Aikman, Fran Tarkenton, Johnny Unitas, Terry Bradshaw, John Elway, etc. So far this season, Cutler has only thrown 14 touchdowns with 6 interceptions for a total of 2,510 yards. Jacksonville's own quarterback Blake Bortles has more touchdowns and yardage this season than Cutler. Bortles has 20 touchdowns on the season for 2,623 yards. He does have twice as many interceptions as Cutler does but still. Cutler is NOT and will NEVER be the greatest QB of all NFL history. It's a joke.
Tonight New England travels to Mile High Stadium to take on the Denver Broncos and Brock Osweiler with his 2nd start, as Manning is still out. We are once again without Jamie Collins, however he was at practice this weekend so that's a real good sign that he's getting better. Danny Amendola is out for Sunday night's game and did not travel with the team. This is honestly a huge blow to the offense. We're already lacking the men and talent on the offensive line. I'd much rather lose a regular season game than to lose in the playoffs or the Super Bowl so keeping Amendola and Collins out this week is okay with me. There's been a lot of talk about the potential of Gronkowski playing wide receiver and letting Chandler and Cleveland play the main TE role. Only time is gonna tell. Here's to hoping New England can advance to 11-0 tonight with no more injuries. #NEXTMANUP

Monday, November 23, 2015

Here are the scores and unimportant opinions about the games this week. Later this week I'll have a post up regarding tonight's game. If New England wins, it'll be a positive one. If we lose, then it'll be a real shitty one.

SCORES

Tennessee Titans 13, Jacksonville Jaguars 19
Denver Broncos 17, Chicago Bears 15
Oakland Raiders 13, Detroit Lions 18
Indianapolis Colts 24, Atlanta Falcons 21
NY Jets 17, Houston Texans 24
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 45, Philadelphia Eagles 17
Washington Redskins 16, Carolina Panthers 44
Dallas Cowboys 24, Miami Dolphins 14
St Louis Rams 13, Baltimore Ravens 16
Kansas City Chiefs 33, San Diego Chargers 3
Green Bay Packers 30, Minnesota Vikings 13
San Francisco 49ers 13, Seattle Seahawks 29
Cincinnati Bengals 31, Arizona Cardinals 34

Even though Chicago lost this week, Bears' quarterback Jay Cutler won in a big way. His gorgeous wife, Kristin Cavallari, gave birth to their third child this afternoon, a baby girl named Saylor James Cutler. Saylor joins big brother Camden and Jaxon. Congratulations guys! Enjoy that beautiful family.

The Deflategate Curse just keeps hitting the Baltimore Ravens hard! Not only did they lose Justin Forsett to a broken arm, quarterback Joe Flacco is now out for the season due to his ACL. :'(

Backup quarterback for the Denver Broncos stepped up in a big for Denver bringing home a win. This was the first game that Osweiler started. With him being named the starting quarterback for week 12 in their matchup against New England, we'll see just how well this man really is. I mean, he played the Bears for crying out loud his first game. That game was practically almost just handed to him.

This is the second straight week that Detroit has scored exactly 18 points and won both games. Props to you, such an achievement.

J.J Watt was a tacklin' man against the Jets yesterday. Both teams are now 5-5. Darrelle Revis suffered a concussion during this game.

Watching replays of the hit that Case Kennum took yesterday, there is no way that he should've been back in that game. The dude had a concussion. He could barely even stand up after the hit. Speaking of concussions, I just saw the preview for the movie "Concussion" that is set to hit theaters for Christmas looks like a must watch!!!

Analysts are saying that last nights SNF was a Super Bowl preview...um, no. Cincinnati Bengals will not be in the Super Bowl. Arizona maybe. Cincinnati, no. They just lost two primetime games in a row. If they were to go to the big game, I'd bet money that they'd lose. And we all know, Brady's getting that 5th ring and shoving it down Goodell's throat.

Alright! It's an hour til kickoff so this girl is out!! :)

Vlog #6: Talking Shit

I apologize in advance for my vulgar language and the suckiness of this video but I'm not a professional so it is what it is.

Sunday, November 22, 2015

Rex Ryan

I know in my last post I briefly discussed that piece of shit Rex Ryan but I saw where he called in to NFL Gameday to mess with his brother, Rob Ryan, who was recently fired from his job with the New Orleans Saints. This man absolutely infuriates me. And you know, honestly I'm sure he'd be a pretty decent guy if I wasn't such a New England fan and he wasn't such a complete fucking tool.

Anyways....this man who claims to not be obsessed with New England had to make a dig at the Boston media, who had nothing to do with the fucking conversation that they were having. He states that he has news for them as Tyrod Taylor is coming into town and that he is the 3rd rated quarterback in the NFL that isn't really talked about. He also claims that New England disrespected this man, Taylor. Oh my fucking God! This man is fucking delusional!!!

You called in to heckle your fucking brother. What in the hell does this have to do with New England? Nobody gives a shit about your fucking piece of shit quarterback coming into town tomorrow. Your team will not do shit against New England. Oh, some of your players are back from injuries? Congratu-fucking-lations, dick weed. Again, that does not mean jack shit.

Let's take a look at some of Taylor's stats this season so far. He has 1,436 yards TOTAL, with 11 touchdowns and 4 interceptions. Holy fuck! This man is the next fucking Tom Brady!!! I mean look at those stats. Those are amazing!!!! I'm just fucking kidding. Those stats are horrible. He's only had 2 rushing touchdowns and a total of 243 rushing yards. Man's on fire! Now let's take a look at some of Brady's stats from this season. Brady has 3,043 yards total, with 24 touchdowns and only 3 interceptions. Enough said.

Now, how in the hell did New England disrespect Tyrod Taylor? By completely embarrassing the hell out of him week 2? New England completely destroyed Buffalo 40-32, granted Buffalo did have a decent try of a comeback, obviously they weren't going to achieve anyways. New England had 451 passing yards, Buffalo had 189. Brady completed 38 out of 59 attempts for 466 yards total, while Taylor completed 23 out of 30 for only 242 yards total. Tyrod Taylor had not one, not two but THREE interceptions and Brady had ZERO. All New England did was just show that this man really doesn't have a whole lot of talent and doesn't stand a chance against the GOAT. So Rex, go ahead and put this quarterback on a fucking pedestal because I can tell you that he's just going to get knocked off of it tomorrow night.

I'll admit that the loss of Dion Lewis and the loss of Julian Edelman hurts but all that's happening when the toe fucker named Rex Ryan runs his mouth, is just fire up Tom Brady even more than he already is.

Are you a fucking idiot, Ryan? Have you not learned from past years what happens when you run your mouth against New England? You could learn so much from Bill Belichick and the Patriots if you would just shut that fucking mouth of yours for just a tiny second.

Keep on saying that you're not obsessed with the Patriots because clearly you are. When you go to bed at night, do you pray to wake up with half of the talent that Bill Belichick has with being one of the greatest head coaches? Or do you pray to wake up with a team that has even just half of the talent that Tom Brady and the Patriots have? Admit it! You're obsessed, just like I'm obsessed with calling you a fatass and hating you with a fucking passion.

I'm sorry for the language throughout this post and I'm also sorry for parts of it where it's like I'm talking directly to this man. But this man absolutely drives me up a fucking wall. I cannot stand him. Like I do not wish anything well towards this man. If the Purge was to ever happen and I was in his vicinity, he'd probably be the first on my list mainly because he's such a fucking nuisance. I could go on and on but I have a shit ton of Russian homework to do, along with an essay that is now two weeks late.

Thanks for reading.

Saturday, November 21, 2015

Thoughts Heading into Week 11

So as I'm sitting in front of a blank Microsoft Word document trying to find the words to type up these few essays that I have due tomorrow, my mind wanders to all of the story lines heading into week 11. I figured I'd just ramble on a little bit with a few of these.

49ers place QB Kaepernick on IR. This was a surprising move to me. So back in week 4, Kaepernick hurt his shoulder but he still remained to start the next four games. He was then benched in week 9 and Blaine Gabbert stepped up, who at the time had the WORST QBR in the league. But Kaepernick was struggling and his accuracy and field vision was absolutely terrible. Looking back to the benching of #7, Jim Tomsula stated that he really just wanted the quarterback to take a breather. Well I guess now that's he on IR, he'll have plenty of time to breathe. But does this mean that we've seen the last of Kaepernick as a 49er quarterback? I don't know, maybe. Let's not forget his breakout performance in 2012 and that he's also a one-time Super Bowl quarterback.

The League fined Arizona Cardinals QB Carson Palmer. Palmer was fined $11,576 for his apparent crotch chop in Arizona's win over Seattle this past Sunday. The video below is the move he was fined for. I think it's a little bit fucking ridiculous to fine a player, who is a competitive male, for a little movement like this. He's completely fired up which he has a every right to be. His team beat a team that sucks complete ass this year. The same said team that lost in the Super Bowl last year to a dumbass decision their obnoxious gum chewing cocksucker of a coach made. (I'm not complaining about that decision since it helped my boys seal our fate as World Champions that was very well deserved.) While I'm at it, fuck Richard Sherman.

Patriots' Jamie Collins OUT Monday against the Bills. Okay, I do not know what type of "illness" Collins is battling but he's now been out for three games. Just last week we were told that he was over his illness and that now it's just a matter of him getting his strength and weight back. I'm okay with this badass sitting out again, although it doesn't exactly thrill me. As long as he is back to his beast mode self come playoffs and the Super Bowl then it's all good.

Tony Romo to return on Sunday. Good ole Homo Romo is set to return this week after being out for the past couple of weeks due to a broken collarbone. Dallas currently has a 7 game losing streak going on...I'm sure that's going to continue on to an 8 game losing streak tomorrow. Creepy old sleazeball Jerry Jones apparently was so excited about Romo's return that he was singing in the shower Friday morning. He better be careful because too much excitement might cause this old man to croak. The Cowboys aren't officially out of the playoffs but I mean, it's not looking too good for them. And I apologize but the Dallas Cowboys are no longer "America's Team." America needs a team that can win games and their players aren't complete douchebags, domestic violence offenders and their owner isn't a delusional dumbfuck. Step aside.

Rex Ryan still wants what New England has. Too bad this fatass is still dreaming. Apparently on Thursday, the toesucker grew a little testy with New England media. I'm not sure why. I mean, they were only asking him about his obsession with a team that he has lost eight out of the past nine matchups to. Here's what he stated:

"The only reason I talk about them is that they're the No. 1 team in our division. That's where we want to be. I know you guys say I'm obsessed with them and all but you guys are obsessed with them, not me. I want to beat them. But you're the ones who talk about them every single day."

Okay...of course New England media is obsessed with the team because that is their job to cover all things New England. DUH! And yes this fat fuck (yes I know he's like a thousand pounds lighter but I hate his fucking ass so he'll always be an obese fucker), is completely obsessed with the Patriots. He is always talking about them. He wants what they have every single year because they're the best in the league and they're always the best in the AFC East, year in, year out. He goes on to say...

"But do I obsess about them and all that? You guys write about that I've lost seven of eight, so why are you even talking to me? I obviously have no clue how to attack them or defend them, so you guys should talk to someone else who has a better record than I do against them."

Okay, fucktard...the media is talking to you this week because if you didn't realize you're fucking playing New England IN Foxborough Monday night. They kind of have to talk to you. I'm sure the reporters could give two shits about anything this man has to say but it's what they do. Ryan goes on to state that the Patriots want to "bury me" and that they really want to beat him. Um, duh. But Rexy boy makes it kind of easy to do every single year. This dumbass also states that it has nothing to do with him but something to do with the team. Of course, it has a little something to do with him, if not everything to do with him. The man has done nothing in the past but run his mouth about this team and it's entirety. Maybe your fat ass will get lucky and snag a win on Monday night finally but I highly HIGHLY doubt that. I'm sorry that you'll be in Foxborough with this matchup so you can't violate NFL rules with in-stadium sounds to distract New England when their offense is on the field like you tried to do week 2.

My advice to you, Toe Sucking McGee, if you want to be as successful as New England, you have to have the players and you have to coach pro football just as well as Coach Belichick and that'll never happen. Belichick is by far the best coach and you're never going to outcoach him. You need to learn to coach the offense as well as you do defense. Actually, why in the hell are you even a head coach?

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Week 11 Matchups & Current Standings

THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL (COLOR RUSH) (only on NFL Network)

Tennessee Titans vs Jacksonville Jaguars

SUNDAY FUNDAY GAMES

Denver Broncos vs Chicago Bears
Oakland Raiders vs Detroit Lions
Indianapolis Colts vs Atlanta Falcons
New York Jets vs Houston Texans
Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs Philadelphia Eagles
Washington Redskins vs Carolina Panthers
Dallas Cowboys vs Miami Dolphins
St Louis Rams vs Baltimore Ravens
Kansas City Chiefs vs San Diego Chargers
Green Bay Packers vs Minnesota Vikings
San Francisco 49ers vs Seattle Seahawks

SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

Cincinnati Bengals vs Arizona Cardinals

MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

Buffalo Bills vs New England Patriots

TEAMS ON BYE

New York Giants
Pittsburgh Steelers
Cleveland Browns
New Orleans Saints

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STANDINGS

AFC EAST

New England Patriots (9-0)
Buffalo Bills (5-4)
New York Jets (5-4)
Miami Dolphins (4-5)

AFC NORTH

Cincinnati Bengals (8-1)
Pittsburgh Steelers (6-4)
Baltimore Ravens (2-7) haha #deflategatecurse
Cleveland Browns (2-8)

AFC SOUTH

Indianapolis Colts (4-5) haha #deflategatecurse #karma
Houston Texans (4-5)
Jacksonville Jaguars (3-6)
Tennessee Titans (2-7)

AFC WEST

Denver Broncos (7-2)
Kansas City Chiefs (4-5)
Oakland Raiders (4-5)
San Diego Chargers (2-7)

NFC EAST

New York Giants (5-5)
Washington Redskins (4-5)
Philadelphia Eagles (4-5)
Dallas Cowboys (2-7) haha #deflategatecurse Run your mouth some more Jerry!

NFC NORTH

Minnesota Vikings (7-2)
Green Bay Packers (6-3)
Chicago Bears (4-5)
Detroit Lions (2-7)

NFC SOUTH

Carolina Panthers (9-0)
Atlanta Falcons (6-3)
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (4-5)
New Orleans Saints (4-6)

NFC WEST

Arizona Cardinals (7-2)
St Louis Rams (4-5)
Seattle Seahawks (4-5)
San Francisco 49ers (3-6)

Week 10 Recap

SCORES

Buffalo 22, NYJ 17
New Orleans 14, Washington 47
Detroit 18, Green Bay 16
Dallas 6, Tampa Bay 10
Carolina 27, Tennessee 10
Chicago 37, St Louis 13
Miami 20, Philadelphia 19
Jacksonville 22, Baltimore 20
Cleveland 9, Pittsburgh 30
Minnesota 30, Oakland 14
New England 27, NYG 26
Kansas City 29, Denver 13
Arizona 39, Seattle 32
Houston 10, Cincinnati 6

Teams on BYE: Atlanta, San Diego, Indianapolis, San Francisco

So I have to say that it was a pretty good week. I mean, out of past Super Bowl MVPs, Brady was the only one to win yesterday. Uh...duh! Speaking of Brady, I might as well go ahead and talk about the New England and the New York Giants game first, actually it's probably the only game I'm going to discuss anyways.

I'm not going to lie. I was extremely nervous heading into this game simply for the fact that the Giants are an aggravating thorn in our side. Having lost the past three matchups against them, including past Super Bowl runs, it was a bit worrisome for sure, especially with losing key player Dion Lewis the week before against the Washington Redskins. During this game, we lost another key player to an injury...good ole Julian Edelman, Minitron himself to a broken bone in his foot. (His recovery is 6-8 weeks so he should be back in time for the playoffs. Fingers crossed.)

One thing I've learned through the years of being a New England Patriots fan is to never count New England out. As long as you have Brady and Belichick at the wheel, anything is possible. Honestly, I should say that as long as you have Brady, Belichick and the best kicker in the NFL Stephen Gostkowski, winning is always possible. Thank God for Gostkowski kicking the game winning field goal because going 9-0 and putting an end to this Giants always winning nonsense.

Bad call of the game: taking the second touchdown away from LeGarrette Blount because of a penalty on the offense.

Good call of the game: reversing the call of a touchdown in the fourth quarter to an incomplete pass to Odell Beckham Jr. Many argue that it was a touchdown but no it was not. It was still in play at the time that the ball was knocked out of his hands. Therefore, NO TOUCHDOWN. Get over it, OBJ. I saw you on your press conference bitching about it. The team you hate the most beat you guys.

NFL LIVE Topics :

Peyton Manning has thrown his last TD.

-Here's what I have to say about that. Granted he has not been playing the way he used to, the man has not thrown his last TD pass. This injury is just going to end up being a little setback and he'll come back and throw another. Whether or not he'll be back next year, which I'm sure he will be, he will for sure throw another TD. Let's not be overdramatic about this. He has sucked this year and I must say that I loved seeing his ass get benched this past Sunday against Kansas City. #SucksToSuck

Tony Romo's return will save the Cowboys' season. (7 straight loss)

-I completely disagree with this statement as well. Tony Romo's return will NOT save the Cowboys' season. Homo Romo is not that great of a quarterback to begin with and what player has come back from an injury and played amazingly and Godlike, and therefore saving their team? Seven consecutive losses...there's a lot to blame for that. This really has nothing to do with the above statement, but this organization is a joke to me. Even after seeing the pictures of the abuse piece of shit Greg Hardy did to his ex-girl, the organization is still supporting this worthless excuse of a man and allowing him to play? Granted he did pay his dues with his suspension but have you not seen the photos? How can you back somebody that would do something like that? Oh wait. This is the organization that allowed a player to remain on the team after killing a fellow teammate in a drunk driving incident a few years ago. Back to Hardy though, the man keeps getting into arguments with his teammates so clearly he has a little bit of an anger/aggression problem. I'm sorry this team and the owner especially is a complete joke.

Miscellaneous Around the NFL News:

Last week, the Colts released a statement stating that QB Andrew Luck would be out for two to six weeks due to a lacerated kidney and a partial tear of an abdominal muscle. Coach Pagano is actually blaming this injury on the quarterback himself stating that Luck's play style contributed to the injury.
Cincinnati Bengals are no longer undefeated as the Houston Texans beat them 10-6. Apparently, Andy Dalton is being a little crybaby bitch about a statement that JJ Watt made after the game stating that they wanted to make the Red Rifle look like a Red Ryder BB gun. I find it hilarious. Suck it up. Dalton, you know that you would've won this game there'd be no issue with that comment whatsoever. Get the fuck over it and grow some balls.
New York Giant Victor Cruz is out for the season which led to the team re-signing Hakeem Nicks.
Once again, officials have fucked up the result of a game. In the Jacksonville/Baltimore game, officials apparently neglected to flag the Jaguars on a false start penalty. By not calling this penalty, Jacksonville was able to nail a 53-yard field goal by Jason Myers to the win the game. I'm going to say that that is karma, my friends. It takes me back to the Patriots/Ravens game when the field goal that was kicked by Baltimore was CLEARLY NO GOOD yet officials ruled as good sending this piece of shit team to the Super Bowl. Hey Baltimore, look at it this way: you're now 2-7 and you're just gaining a better position for the 2016 NFL Draft. How's that DeflateGate Curse treating ya'll? It must suck seeing the team you helped Indy and the NFL try to destroy and take away their season remain undefeated as of right now. They're on the quest for ring number five and if they don't succeed, they're going to get pretty damn close. I hope that leaves a disgusting taste in your cocksucking mouths.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE keep Nate Solder and his infant son in your prayers as his son was diagnosed with cancerous tumors on both kidneys back in October. His little boy is an innocent baby that definitely does not deserve a prognosis like this especially so young. I will never understand how things like this work. Innocent lives being threatened while some of the worst people keep on being healthy and living life like assholes.