Rex Ryan

I know in my last post I briefly discussed that piece of shit Rex Ryan but I saw where he called in to NFL Gameday to mess with his brother, Rob Ryan, who was recently fired from his job with the New Orleans Saints. This man absolutely infuriates me. And you know, honestly I'm sure he'd be a pretty decent guy if I wasn't such a New England fan and he wasn't such a complete fucking tool.

Anyways....this man who claims to not be obsessed with New England had to make a dig at the Boston media, who had nothing to do with the fucking conversation that they were having. He states that he has news for them as Tyrod Taylor is coming into town and that he is the 3rd rated quarterback in the NFL that isn't really talked about. He also claims that New England disrespected this man, Taylor. Oh my fucking God! This man is fucking delusional!!!

You called in to heckle your fucking brother. What in the hell does this have to do with New England? Nobody gives a shit about your fucking piece of shit quarterback coming into town tomorrow. Your team will not do shit against New England. Oh, some of your players are back from injuries? Congratu-fucking-lations, dick weed. Again, that does not mean jack shit.

Let's take a look at some of Taylor's stats this season so far. He has 1,436 yards TOTAL, with 11 touchdowns and 4 interceptions. Holy fuck! This man is the next fucking Tom Brady!!! I mean look at those stats. Those are amazing!!!! I'm just fucking kidding. Those stats are horrible. He's only had 2 rushing touchdowns and a total of 243 rushing yards. Man's on fire! Now let's take a look at some of Brady's stats from this season. Brady has 3,043 yards total, with 24 touchdowns and only 3 interceptions. Enough said.

Now, how in the hell did New England disrespect Tyrod Taylor? By completely embarrassing the hell out of him week 2? New England completely destroyed Buffalo 40-32, granted Buffalo did have a decent try of a comeback, obviously they weren't going to achieve anyways. New England had 451 passing yards, Buffalo had 189. Brady completed 38 out of 59 attempts for 466 yards total, while Taylor completed 23 out of 30 for only 242 yards total. Tyrod Taylor had not one, not two but THREE interceptions and Brady had ZERO. All New England did was just show that this man really doesn't have a whole lot of talent and doesn't stand a chance against the GOAT. So Rex, go ahead and put this quarterback on a fucking pedestal because I can tell you that he's just going to get knocked off of it tomorrow night.

I'll admit that the loss of Dion Lewis and the loss of Julian Edelman hurts but all that's happening when the toe fucker named Rex Ryan runs his mouth, is just fire up Tom Brady even more than he already is.

Are you a fucking idiot, Ryan? Have you not learned from past years what happens when you run your mouth against New England? You could learn so much from Bill Belichick and the Patriots if you would just shut that fucking mouth of yours for just a tiny second.

Keep on saying that you're not obsessed with the Patriots because clearly you are. When you go to bed at night, do you pray to wake up with half of the talent that Bill Belichick has with being one of the greatest head coaches? Or do you pray to wake up with a team that has even just half of the talent that Tom Brady and the Patriots have? Admit it! You're obsessed, just like I'm obsessed with calling you a fatass and hating you with a fucking passion.

I'm sorry for the language throughout this post and I'm also sorry for parts of it where it's like I'm talking directly to this man. But this man absolutely drives me up a fucking wall. I cannot stand him. Like I do not wish anything well towards this man. If the Purge was to ever happen and I was in his vicinity, he'd probably be the first on my list mainly because he's such a fucking nuisance. I could go on and on but I have a shit ton of Russian homework to do, along with an essay that is now two weeks late.

Thanks for reading.