Thoughts Heading into Week 11

So as I'm sitting in front of a blank Microsoft Word document trying to find the words to type up these few essays that I have due tomorrow, my mind wanders to all of the story lines heading into week 11. I figured I'd just ramble on a little bit with a few of these.

49ers place QB Kaepernick on IR. This was a surprising move to me. So back in week 4, Kaepernick hurt his shoulder but he still remained to start the next four games. He was then benched in week 9 and Blaine Gabbert stepped up, who at the time had the WORST QBR in the league. But Kaepernick was struggling and his accuracy and field vision was absolutely terrible. Looking back to the benching of #7, Jim Tomsula stated that he really just wanted the quarterback to take a breather. Well I guess now that's he on IR, he'll have plenty of time to breathe. But does this mean that we've seen the last of Kaepernick as a 49er quarterback? I don't know, maybe. Let's not forget his breakout performance in 2012 and that he's also a one-time Super Bowl quarterback.

The League fined Arizona Cardinals QB Carson Palmer. Palmer was fined $11,576 for his apparent crotch chop in Arizona's win over Seattle this past Sunday. The video below is the move he was fined for. I think it's a little bit fucking ridiculous to fine a player, who is a competitive male, for a little movement like this. He's completely fired up which he has a every right to be. His team beat a team that sucks complete ass this year. The same said team that lost in the Super Bowl last year to a dumbass decision their obnoxious gum chewing cocksucker of a coach made. (I'm not complaining about that decision since it helped my boys seal our fate as World Champions that was very well deserved.) While I'm at it, fuck Richard Sherman.

Patriots' Jamie Collins OUT Monday against the Bills. Okay, I do not know what type of "illness" Collins is battling but he's now been out for three games. Just last week we were told that he was over his illness and that now it's just a matter of him getting his strength and weight back. I'm okay with this badass sitting out again, although it doesn't exactly thrill me. As long as he is back to his beast mode self come playoffs and the Super Bowl then it's all good. 

Tony Romo to return on Sunday. Good ole Homo Romo is set to return this week after being out for the past couple of weeks due to a broken collarbone. Dallas currently has a 7 game losing streak going on...I'm sure that's going to continue on to an 8 game losing streak tomorrow. Creepy old sleazeball Jerry Jones apparently was so excited about Romo's return that he was singing in the shower Friday morning. He better be careful because too much excitement might cause this old man to croak. The Cowboys aren't officially out of the playoffs but I mean, it's not looking too good for them. And I apologize but the Dallas Cowboys are no longer "America's Team." America needs a team that can win games and their players aren't complete douchebags, domestic violence offenders and their owner isn't a delusional dumbfuck. Step aside.

Rex Ryan still wants what New England has. Too bad this fatass is still dreaming. Apparently on Thursday, the toesucker grew a little testy with New England media. I'm not sure why. I mean, they were only asking him about his obsession with a team that he has lost eight out of the past nine matchups to. Here's what he stated: 

"The only reason I talk about them is that they're the No. 1 team in our division. That's where we want to be. I know you guys say I'm obsessed with them and all but you guys are obsessed with them, not me. I want to beat them. But you're the ones who talk about them every single day."

Okay...of course New England media is obsessed with the team because that is their job to cover all things New England. DUH! And yes this fat fuck (yes I know he's like a thousand pounds lighter but I hate his fucking ass so he'll always be an obese fucker), is completely obsessed with the Patriots. He is always talking about them. He wants what they have every single year because they're the best in the league and they're always the best in the AFC East, year in, year out. He goes on to say...

"But do I obsess about them and all that? You guys write about that I've lost seven of eight, so why are you even talking to me? I obviously have no clue how to attack them or defend them, so you guys should talk to someone else who has a better record than I do against them."

Okay, fucktard...the media is talking to you this week because if you didn't realize you're fucking playing New England IN Foxborough Monday night. They kind of have to talk to you. I'm sure the reporters could give two shits about anything this man has to say but it's what they do. Ryan goes on to state that the Patriots want to "bury me" and that they really want to beat him. Um, duh. But Rexy boy makes it kind of easy to do every single year. This dumbass also states that it has nothing to do with him but something to do with the team. Of course, it has a little something to do with him, if not everything to do with him. The man has done nothing in the past but run his mouth about this team and it's entirety. Maybe your fat ass will get lucky and snag a win on Monday night finally but I highly HIGHLY doubt that. I'm sorry that you'll be in Foxborough with this matchup so you can't violate NFL rules with in-stadium sounds to distract New England when their offense is on the field like you tried to do week 2.

My advice to you, Toe Sucking McGee, if you want to be as successful as New England, you have to have the players and you have to coach pro football just as well as Coach Belichick and that'll never happen. Belichick is by far the best coach and you're never going to outcoach him. You need to learn to coach the offense as well as you do defense. Actually, why in the hell are you even a head coach?