Around the NFL Week 2

How in the hell did both of my teams manage to lose by missing field-goal attempts? Seriously Gostkowski? I expected it coming from Billy Cundiff. We learned how great of a success he was when it comes to a win (Ravens & Patriots playoff game this past season) but really? Geez Louise!

Week 2 Scores:

• Arizona 20, New England 18 (ouch!)
• Kansas City 17, Buffalo 35
• Cleveland 27, Cincinnati 34
• Minnesota 20, Indianapolis 23
• Oakland 13, Miami 35
• Tampa Bay 34, New York Giants 41
• Baltimore 23, Philadelphia 24
• New Orleans 27, Carolina 35
• Houston 27, Jacksonville 7
• Chicago 10, Green Bay 23
• New York Jets 10, Pittsburgh 27
• Washington 28, St. Louis 31
• Tennessee 10, San Diego 38

Indianapolis Colts' quarterback, Andrew Luck and Miami Dolphins' quarterback, Ryan Tannehill managed to score their first NFL wins this week. Luck managed to throw for 224 yards with 2 touchdowns against the Minnesota Vikings. Tannehill managed to throw for 200 yards with 1 touchdown. I figured Tannehill would end up being a pretty damn good rookie quarterback but honestly, he's pretty mediocre. I still can't get over the fact that he didn't really know who else was in Miami's division. I'm a girl and even i know what teams are in each division. Lame.

Rex Ryan, Dirty Sanchez and Christian boy Tebow went up against the quarterback rapist, Ben Roethlisberger and his Pittsburgh Steelers. As much as I absolutely hate both of these teams with a freaking passion, I had to root for the Steelers. With the other teams in the AFC East being at 1-1, it was crucial in my mind that the Jets lose this game. If the New York Jets had managed to pull out a win that would have made them in the lead at 2-0. Every NFL fan knows how the ex-fatass likes to run his mouth. Everybody in the entire world would hear how "great" his team is and how they're going to be playing in the Superbowl this coming February in New Orleans. Puh-lease. You win won game, it doesn't mean shit. We know how you love to talk, Rexy boy but your little wimpy douchebags are never going to get close enough to win that Lombardi trophy. 

The fairy queen, Eli Manning, himself is making the spotlight this evening. Apparently, he managed to give an all-time performance today putting him in a tie with Drew Brees for the eighth-most yards passing. He passed for 510 yards. This also is the second-most in Giants history. Kudos to you, douchebag. No one cares. You can shove your fourth quarter magic and your passing yard records up your ass because this football fan does not give a rats ass what you do, career-wise, unless however, you retire. Then i'd throw a huge ass party.

Poor poor, Flacco! Lost to good ole Michael Vick and his dogs...i mean Eagles. Shit. The Ravens should get used to losing considering the Patriots take them on next and we sure as hell are not going to let these birds walk away with a run.